Hey Y’all, I’m Pamela!

I’m a Corpus Christi native who made my way to New Braunfels after attending Sam Houston State University. After spending 38 years as a self-employed insurance agent, I decided to start Two Ass Farms in 2019. This little adventure is intended to carry me into retirement—and it quickly became something I truly love.

One of my favorite parts of hosting is meeting the people who come to stay and sharing this little piece of country life with them. There’s nothing better than seeing guests slow down, enjoy the animals, take in the surroundings, and appreciate this farm as much as I do.

When I’m not hosting, you’ll probably find me with Bear, Brandon, Scruffy, and Frankie, listening to the Doobie Brothers, or keeping everything around here a little too clean.

Welcome to Two Ass Farms. I hope you’ll make yourself at home, stay awhile, and love this little place as much as I do!