The Perks of Parking Your Ass Here
Kitchen & Fridge (Jenny’s)
Jenny’s cabin features a fully equipped kitchen and full-size refrigerator, giving you everything you need to settle in and stay awhile. Stock up on your favorites, cook a homemade meal, or keep those vacation snacks chilled—because country living tastes even better when you make yourself at home. Butch has a smaller kitchenette but does have a fridge.
Full size Shower!
Each cabin features its own bathroom with a spacious shower, so you can rinse off, refresh, and relax after a day of exploring—or simply enjoying the slow pace of farm life. If you happen to forget any toiletries we are happy to provide you some.
Nature space & Four legged Friends
Our two resident donkeys may be the stars of the farm, but they aren’t the only animals you might spot! Keep an eye out for cows grazing in the neighboring pasture, deer wandering nearby, hawks soaring overhead, and plenty of other local wildlife. It’s all part of the quiet, country experience at Two Ass Farms.
Wi-fi
Whether you’re ready to curl up and binge Netflix, finally start that book you’ve been wanting to write, okay…… or maybe you need to get a little work done, we’ve got you covered. With fast, verified Wi-Fi up to 123 Mbps, you can stream in 4K, hop on video calls, or connect multiple devices—all from the comfort of your cabin.