Two Ass Farms
About the Property
A private 6-acre country retreat just 2 miles from town, complete with cozy cabins, friendly donkeys Jenny & Butch, and plenty of room to unwind. Enjoy a full kitchen, queen bed, walk-in shower, BBQ pit, fire pit, & access to explore the property… plus, we’re dog-friendly! We are just minutes from downtown New Braunfels, local restaurants, shops, farmers markets, and everything the area has to offer.
jenny’s Place
This charming cabin is designed for two and features a queen bed, full kitchen, walk-in shower, fast Wi-Fi, BBQ area, fire pit, and plenty of outdoor space to relax and explore.
Butch’s Place
Butch's cabin offers a studio kitchen, bathroom with a walk-in shower, & a full size bed! This is the perfect space for one or two looking to escape the hustle and bustle of life.
Pamela must surely be the best host on earth! Two Ass Farms is probably the most peaceful place I have stayed. You can stay in your comfortable cabin to relax, or walk the property and feed Jenny and Butch. If that isn't for you, then visit Greune or enjoy one of the many local restaurants. You absolutely can not go wrong!
— JaneLovely private cabin in a peaceful farm owned by friendly couple. Very safe and secure. Short drive from many amenities. A great base to explore New Braunfels and surroundings. Would highly recommend.
- Merce
Wonderful stay! Very serene, private, and gated property close to town. Perfect getaway with a great host who was very accommodating.
— HollyClean, cozy & comfortable. Nice setting and great location. Will definitely look to stay again.
- JimThe whole experience was excellent!
I will definitely be booking another stay. Pamela was the great! She made sure everything was comfortable and ready for arrival.
- JosephQuiet, peaceful, and serene. Absolutely immaculate and welcoming. Pamela was the most kind and gracious host. The check in was easy and the instructions clear. Questions were answered quickly and with detail. If I could give 6 stars I would. The cabin was hospital clean and the bed was comfortable enough that my wife and I both slept soundly. The shower was spotless and the water supply abundant. We would book again without hesitation.
- DanielThoroughly enjoyed the place and the hosts. Will definitely be back.
— CynthiaWe give it a 5 star .. we came in the dark, Pam helped us with directions & places to be able to find the driveway! This is a cabin, so it was really nicely decorated for a cabin interior! The restaurants in the area were very good, many stores nearby and when we were back at the cabin .. very quiet and peaceful!
— Cathy